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Beverage Extremists on the uptick at insurrectionary U; Bro University Radicalization Project (BURP)? [satire]

Word came in that the bros, the emos, the hipsters, the greeks and even the fauxburbanites decided to keep setting shit on fire until they got blasted by the angry and still very-well-armed Minneapolis Police Department. The police assaulted, shot at and mass arrested many random passerby, but at least one musician made good money without getting hassled, much to his surprise.

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